Molly and Brendan have resumed their relationship and privately voice their love for one another as they text each other (“I’m in a Perfect Relationship”), but when Cole suggests they invite him over for dinner, she is reluctant especially since Paige cannot stop asking questions and Owen’s pizzas notoriously fail. Meanwhile, Shampagne pees on Bitsy’s bed and she calls dog expert, Augustus, to help out. He informs Helen that if Shampagne begins biting, he is a TOSGANO (this one sucks get a new one) and Helen hatches a scheme to get Shampagne removed (“TOSGANO”), only for it to once again fail. Bitsy puts an letter out about how Central Park is a dump, offending Owen and Paige. As Molly brings Brendan over, she discovers that he is a Brandenham and struggles to keep this a secret from her parents. Owen rushes out with Birdie to perfect the pizza and despite dropping it on the floor when he gets home, everyone discovers that it tastes good.